random thoughts on DWTS
here are just some random nothings about last night’s Dancing with the Stars
- did anyone catch the Jonas Brothers on DWTS last night? holy crap. can someone explain to me why these little kids are so popular right now? they absolutely CAN NOT sing! man, my ears are still hurting from watching their performance last night. it was painful. see for yourself: last night’s skin crawling version of A-Ha’s Take on Me. God. so. lame. and here’s the second song of the night – When You Look Me in the Eyes. ouch. why didn’t Disney just use the infamous “Autotune” on the boys’ vocals like they do on all those other teenie-bopper groups? oh sorry, apparently Miley Cyrus got dibs on the Autotune for her own shows. 
- can someone just stop Adam Corolla from talking? please. he’s absolutely annoying. now, don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying that he needs to leave the show because THAT would mean no screen time for Julianne Hough. and not being able to watch Julianne Hough do her thing in those lovely outfits would be an absolute tragedy.
- did anyone notice the contrast between Kristi Yamaguchi’s pasty white skin last week and her nicely tanned body this week? obviously she has succumbed to the ubiquitous (at least on the show) spray-on tan. fortunately, she looks a lot better with the tan. let’s just see if Priscilla Presley gives in to the spray-on tan next week! but can they do anything for her botoxed face?
- I laughed so hard when, for the second week in a row, Samantha Harris put the microphone to Marlee Matlin’s face even though Marlee was signing with her hands. I so dislike Samantha Harris.
- as for the ones that got the boot – tennis champ Monica Seles was a given since her personality didn’t really translate that well on camera. she had that “Celine Dion”-vibe that just wasn’t happenin’. but it was a bit surprising to see Penn Jillette go. I was so sure Steve Guttenberg was going to be the first to hit the road.
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I am so with you on the Jonas Brothers. Who ARE those guys anyway? I thought we all got past the Hanson thing. No wait, they actually had talent. Actually, I’ve only seen them play once – some awards show – and at the beginning of the song, there was all this flash and hooplah (did I just write hooplah?) and the guys were to walk down this ramp towards the front of the stage and one of the guys totally wiped out and it looked like he actually hurt himself, but he couldn’t stop laughing. I heart stuff like that.