DWTS Season 8 Finale – Shawn and Mark – Roast

May 20, 2009
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I don’t know about you but I’m a bit tired of networks stretching the season finale shows to two hours. C’mon, sitting through nearly two hours worth of recaps and rehashes to simply find out who the DWTS Season 8 champs are, was a bit painful.

So, as I had mentioned yesterday, Shawn and Mark did indeed win the competition. But it was definitely close. Apparently there was only 1% difference in viewer votes between the two final couples. I think the outcome might have been different if Cheryl and Gilles had done something other than that awfully dated “Flashdance” routine.

There were several awkward moments during the live telecast including some off-color jokes by Lawrence Taylor and Steve Wozniak forgetting how to do “the worm”. But the ultimate “cringe-fest” occurred during “The Roast” segment done by Jeffrey Ross. It’s definitely tame compared to a real Roast but still the harsh jokes make ya squirm just the same. heh.

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DWTS – Shawn Johnson and Mark Ballas – Freestyle

May 19, 2009
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It’s now down to three celebs on Dancing with the StarsShawn Johnson, Melissa Rycroft and Gilles Marini. All three are very capable dancers and have been consistently at or near the very top of the judges’ leaderboard each and every week. I wasn’t really sure who to root for up until I saw the freestyle segment last night. I have to say Shawn Johnson and Mark Ballas’ freestyle was an absolute joy to watch. Their dance featured intricate moves, high energy and fast technique that blew away the other two couples in the competition. Of course it’s ultimately up to the voters to crown the winner but if it were up to me, I’d pick Shawn.

Be sure to watch the season finale tonight at 9pm on ABC.

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Fox renews Dollhouse for 2nd season

May 18, 2009
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sweet! According to the Hollywood Reporter, Fox will be renewing Dollhouse for another season. The show had a lot stacked up against it especially since it was relegated to the dreaded friday night timeslot. But due to strong DVR and online streaming numbers, the network execs decided to keep the show going. Kudos to Joss Whedon for creating such an interesting show. Honestly, I think Eliza Dushku’s acting chops are painfully limited to carry the show by herself so thank goodness the supporting cast on the show is very strong. But ultimately what brought me back to the show each week was the intriguing storyline about the underground organization and the far-reaching conspiracy to keep it hidden. Oh, and the season finale that featured Alan Tudyk as Alpha was brilliant and showed how great the series can actually be when the writing and the performances are equally rock solid.

check out a great Season One recap via youtube:


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30 Rock – Kidney Now – Milton Greene

May 15, 2009
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Musical segments rarely work in a sitcom especially when it’s not part of the normal structure of the show. But thankfully last night’s Kidney Now bit on 30 Rock finished off the show’s season with a bang. The show struggled with incorporating celebrity guests this season and I really thought Tina Fey & company were doomed with having the likes of Clay Aiken (never funny) and Mary J. Blige on the show. Yes, the spoken lines by Sheryl Crow and Elvis Costello were stilted and unnatural but I can forgive it all due to the fact that the ending tribute for Milton Greene was so well done. So often, songs written specifically for sitcoms feel like an afterthought but in this case the song “He Needs a Kidney” was the highlight of the episode. Check it out…

Milton Greene: One Song. One Man. One Kidney.

The celebrities in the tribute for Milton Greene include: Elvis Costello, Mary J. Blige, Sheryl Crow, Adam Levine, Adam Horovitz, Sara Bareilles, Wyclef Jean, Norah Jones, Talib Kweli, Michael McDonald, Rhett Miller, Moby, Robert Randolph, Rachael Yamagata, Cyndi Lauper and Clay Aiken (isn’t his “15 minutes” over by now????).

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Lost – Season Finale – The Incident

May 14, 2009


As a longtime Lost viewer, last night’s two hour season finale was a bit of a letdown. Yes, there were some questions answered including what happened to Bernard and Rose but wedging “Jacob” into everyone’s past lives felt a bit forced and awkward in a way. and don’t get me started on the the fist-fight between Sawyer & Jack and the shootout at the Dharma camp. Those two scenes (along with some others) simply felt like they were just milking the clock, trying to stretch the story into a two hour special.

here are some random thoughts on last night’s show -

- It still seemed unnatural for Jack to decide to go through with the bombing of the Swan especially now that he revealed it was all because of Kate.

- And Juliet getting sucked down the shaft was sad but her motivation for going along with Jack was also a bit murky and underdeveloped.

- Learning that Jacob is just a man that doesn’t age (like Richard) wasn’t what I was expecting. sort of “meh” for me. I was actually distracted somewhat trying to remember where I’ve seen the actor (playing Jacob) before. It took me a while but Mark Pellegrino is best known as Rita’s ex-husband on Dexter.

- Oh, finding out Locke is actually quite dead was a nice twist. So I guess the living Locke isn’t Locke at all but “Man no. 2″ in the opening scene.

- and it appeared to me that Jacob was aware of Locke’s plan with Ben. So why didn’t Jacob put up a fight before Ben stabbed him? no struggle? for such a mystical figure, Jacob was pretty easy to kill. or can Jacob even be killed? hhmmmm…

- and the biggest downer of all – having to wait til 2010 for the next episode. so frustrating!

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Kelly Clarkson – My Life would Suck – SNL

May 4, 2009
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I happened to catch a portion of the SNL repeat that featured Kelly Clarkson as the musical guest. One of my pet peeves is seeing bands on shows miming to backing tapes. I mean, if you’re going to be on broadcast TV, you should be able to prove to America that you’ve got talent and play/sing live. “Dancing with the Stars” is an example of a show that frequently features musical guests lip syncing to pre-recorded tracks. SNL, on the other hand, does a pretty good job in making most of their musical guests perform live except for that train-wreck of an incident years ago with Ashley Simpson of course.

Now, Kelly Clarkson was solid as usual and the band indeed played live but I noticed something odd going on with one of Kelly’s backup singers. One of the girls had a guitar on but it appeared to me that she didn’t know the first thing about the guitar and it probably wasn’t plugged in anyway. I don’t know who’s idea it was but it was pretty distracting and took the focus off of Clarkson. The poor girl looked awkward with it on and her hand positions were a dead-giveaway. She had no business “playing” the guitar on stage. Come on, stuff like this is simply offensive to legit guitar players everywhere. If you’re going to be on stage with a guitar in hand, YOU BETTER know how to play. WTF?

The only plausible theory that I could come up with is that the SNL director demanded that a guitar be strapped on the chubby backup singer to hide her bulge. Why else would she have a guitar in her hands when she obviously doesn’t know how to play? It’s a cruel, cruel world in TV-Land for the *NOT-so-thin and beautiful*. …But then again if my theory were true, why didn’t Kelly have a guitar on her? hhhhmmmmm….

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Brooke Shields – More Magazine Cover – May 2009

April 20, 2009

I think it was pretty lame how NBC handled the cancellation of Brooke Shields’ TV series, Lipstick Jungle. The cast, crew and fans were kept in the dark as the show’s fate sat in limbo for months. Without an official statement from NBC, Shields ended up breaking the news to all the fans late last month that the show was indeed canceled. It’s weird that NBC never came out and officially confirmed this, at least to my knowledge. I guess that goes to show how much of a priority the show was to NBC. It’s just as well since NBC is becoming more like the Titanic – with plummeting ratings and Jay Leno taking over the nightly 10pm slot.

So where will Shields go from here?

Nothing’s definite at the moment but she tells More Magazine (in the upcoming May issue) she’s resilient and she’ll make sure that she won’t be “a Hollywood casualty.”

Here’s a preview of the More Magazine cover story:
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About Lipstick Jungle: “Shields and her costars ‘talk every day, saying ‘I hate this!,’ adding that she just sent NBC Entertainment co-chairman Ben Silverman an e-mail asking, “What the fuck?”

About her mom: “She came from Newark, New Jersey, from the opposite side of the tracks. My dad came from the upper-crusty side of the tracks. The tracks weren’t even in his neighborhood. And my mother was always adamant about being perceived as having class, not having been born into it. It plagued her, and I think she didn’t want me to know the insecurity of being rejected. She didn’t want me to grow up as the daughter of someone from Newark. The flip side, though, is that she would constantly throw it out at me. She wanted me to not forget where I came from, and how she was a streetfighter.”

About feeling “complete detachment” from her looks: She recalls being in a jazz dance class and falling whenever she tried to turn. The teacher chided her that she never watched herself in the mirror. “She said, ‘Look at yourself,’ and I didn’t want to. What if I didn’t like what I saw? What if I didn’t look like I did in magazines?”

About how her pregnancy helped her face the mirror: “It was life, and my body had this purpose so far beyond just being there to look at, or tan or shave. Suddenly I realized how good it had been to me over the years, and what it had sustained. And I was in my thirties at the time.”

About the way she looks now: “I’m proud of my longevity more than anything else. There’s a lot to be said for endurance. I’m trying to find the beauty in the whole picture rather than the crow’s feet. Sure, I wish I had the face I had a decade ago, but I don’t. People say, ‘I love my wrinkles.’ I don’t love my wrinkles – come on! But when you see certain women that we knew when we were younger, like Angelica Huston and Isabella Rossellini, and they’ve grown older in the public eye, what you’re responding to is their whole life imprinted on them.”

About the roles she gets now: “For years, I’ve been the youngest person on the set, and it occurred to me recently that I wasn’t 26! I’d read a script and say, ‘Oh, that’s a great character, that’s something I’d love to do.’ And they’d say, ‘Um, no, we’re thinking of you for the mother.’ And then I’d say, ‘Oh, of course! Of course! I knew that.’”

About caring for her aging mother: “I’ve spent a huge portion of my life taking care of my mother anyway. As an only child of an alcoholic, you’re the caretaker; it just happens. Then you think you’re done with it, you have your family and priorities, and all of a sudden, I’m doing it a hundred percent all over again. There’s no martyrdom – it’s a pain in the ass but it has to be done. I just think, you’re only given what you supposedly can handle.”

Read the Brooke Shields interview in its entirety in the May 2009 issue of More Magazine.

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Synecdoche New York – Charlie Kaufman – review

March 30, 2009

Charlie Kaufman’s Synecdoche New York is what I consider a “beautiful mess”. Kaufman’s unique and ambitious story about a theater director’s midlife crisis is frustrating, confusing, touching, fascinating, maddening and thought-provoking, all at the same time. In his directorial debut, Kaufman presents an unconventional tale about the meaning of life through the eyes of a miserable man named Caden Cotard. Cotard takes on a monumental task of staging his life as it happens. Things get mind-bending as Cotard casts an actor to play himself who in turn hires an actor to play himself in the play within the play and so on. But the key is not to focus on the intricacies. The heart of the story is about loneliness, regret, death and of course, love.

Like a lot of movies that Kaufman wrote in the past, either you’re going to love it or hate it. I consider Kaufman a brilliant writer and I was absolutely fascinated by the movie. Yes, it does get a bit frustrating and the film isn’t perfect by any means. But unique films like these need to be cherished in an industry full of Jerry Bruckheimer blow-em-ups and no-brainer comedies.

one of the many highlights in the film include this eulogy toward the end of the film. This is absolutely brillant -
Everything is more complicated than you think. You only see a tenth of what is true. There are a million little strings attached to every choice you make; you can destroy your life every time you choose. But maybe you won’t know for twenty years. And you’ll never ever trace it to its source. And you only get one chance to play it out. Just try and figure out your own divorce. And they say there is no fate, but there is: it’s what you create. Even though the world goes on for eons and eons, you are here for a fraction of a fraction of a second. Most of your time is spent being dead or not yet born. But while alive, you wait in vain, wasting years, for a phone call or a letter or a look from someone or something to make it all right. And it never comes or it seems to but doesn’t really. And so you spend your time in vague regret or vague hope for something good to come along. Something to make you feel connected, to make you feel whole, to make you feel loved. And the truth is I’m so angry and the truth is I’m so fucking sad, and the truth is I’ve been so fucking hurt for so fucking long and for just as long, have been pretending I’m OK, just to get along, just for, I don’t know why, maybe because no one wants to hear about my misery, because they have their own, and their own is too overwhelming to allow them to listen to or care about mine. Well, fuck everybody. Amen.

If you haven’t seen it already, be sure to check it out.


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favorite TV shows at the moment…

March 9, 2009

what are your current must-see TV shows? here is my list of the shows that I’m currently making an effort to watch each week -

Monday – How I Met Your Mother (CBS), Dancing with the Stars (ABC)
Tuesdaynothing currently
Wednesday – Lost (ABC)
Thursday – The Office (NBC), 30 Rock (NBC), ER (NBC)
Friday – The Dollhouse (Fox)
Saturdaynothing currently
Sunday – Breaking Bad (AMC)

here’s a great re-cap of the season premiere of Breaking Bad for those that missed it.

“Breaking Bad” and “the Dollhouse” are my new favorites at the moment. so, what are your nightly favorites?

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the 2009 Grammy Awards – meh.

February 9, 2009

Well, it was MUSIC’s “biggest night of the year” last night. And as usual, after all the hype, the Grammy Awards was pretty much a snooze-fest. I was looking forward to all the live performances scheduled during the live telecast but none ended up being “breakouts” or “water-cooler” worthy. here’s a breakdown of all the performances from last night -

performances that registered a pulse -

Jennifer Hudson – love her voice. a touching performance.
Kate Beckinsale – yes, I know she didn’t sing. But seeing Kate introduce Paul McCartney was a highlight of the evening. she’s absolutely gorgeous!
Sugarland and Adele – since so many of the performances during the evening sucked, Adele and Sugarland’s “OK” performances stood out even more.

performances that were just “meh” -

Justin Timberlake, Al Green, Boyz II Men and Keith Urban – another needless collaboration. Although Keith had a nice tasty guitar solo moment.
Coldplay with Jay-Z – meh. double meh.
Kid Rock – the man can’t sing. he’s got a good stage presence but that’s about it.
Taylor Swift with Miley Cyrus – I would have liked the performance better if Miley wasn’t there. blech.
Estelle and Kanye – eh.
Kenny Chesney – zzzzzzzzz.
M.I.A. and the Rap Pack- M.I.A. still looks cool preggers but all that rapping was just pointless.
Paul McCartney and Dave Grohl – after seeing Kate Beckinsale on screen, anything afterwards is a big letdown. and Sir Paul singing an old beatles tune on the grammies is just pointless. why bother?
Radiohead – why did they have Coldplay’s wife introduce Radiohead? it just didn’t feel quite right.
T.I. and Justin Timberlake – Justin sort of ruined it for me.
The Four Tops tribute – it was OK. felt like a time-waster. Levi Stubbs will be missed!
Lil Wayne – not impressed.

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U2 – Bono and company opened the night’s broadcast with a brand new song. and the song landed with a resounding thud!
Carrie Underwood – I like Carrie Underwood a lot. She has definitely matured as an onstage performer but that song (and that dress) didn’t go over well at all. bad choice on her part. the audience was nice enough to award her a “golf-clap”.
the Jonas Brothers with Stevie Wonder – why torture a living legend like this??? what a shame! God, those boys can’t sing worth a lick.
Katy Perry – boy, what a mess. Katy looked embarrassed to be there on stage singing her signature tune. and obviously she CAN’T dance. awful, awful. I like her and all but she sure does suck live.
Neil Diamond – gaw, that was painful to watch. Sweet Caroline?? can you be any cheesier than that? and that transition to “those who passed on this past year” montage was a bit awkward, esp. right after old man Diamond.
Zooey Deschanel – Just had to mention that Zooey has bad taste in dresses. made herself look as bad as Katy Perry! :P
Robert Plant and Alison Krauss – I desperately wanted them to impress. But they tanked. ouch. and Robert’s acceptance speech just made things worse!
Stevie Wonder show closer – I couldn’t take anymore and turned it off midway through his song. sorry Stevie.


oh and did anyone else experience bad sound during the telecast – something associated with the limiter/compressor perhaps? weird. it definitely got on my nerves. definitely a “no-no” during a musical telecast. oh well.


oh, and the best quote of the evening was from Chris Martin (Coldplay) while accepting the best Rock album award – “we’re not the heaviest of rock bands… we’re a limestone sort of rock.” heh.

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